Conference Schedule :
10 AM : Detection of intentionality in the early arrival of sum
Presented by Professor Sheeghra SamAayaGaachi
Japanese Institute of Just In Time Technology
Please arrive early as the proceedings may start before 10 AM.
10:50 AM : Khali Coffee
11 AM : Crooked Kaidas
Presented by Professor TedhiChaal Vakravarti
Indian Institute of All Things Crooked
12 PM : Bhari Lunch
1 PM : Sleepy Time : mechanics of slowing the theka down to a crawl
Presented by Professor Ativilambit Lackofenergy
Oxygen will be pumped into the conference room to ensure all attendees stay awake and pay attention and are fully aware of which matra they are on.
6 PM : cocktails at the Punjabi Theka
(two drinks minimum; teetotalitarianism will not be tolerated)